prongsmydeer:

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

heterophobichanzo:

dimetrodone:

luxtempestas:

so tired of all this horse negativity on tumblr

horses are valid

Valid to eat fingers

Theres so much chaotic energy here im fucking terrified

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

yeeeem:

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

(via society-killed-the-jedi)

cannabunz:

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

(via done)

plasmalogical:

lets start wearing cloaks and swords again. its time

(via done)

bumblebee-pd:

*walks into pharmacy*

hello yes i would like to purchase 1 mental health please 

(via done)

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

paganinpurple:

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

(via done)

appreciation-post:

“Captain Marvel should smile more” “she looks so serious all the time” “she lacks charisma” “she’d look better with a smile”

BRIE LARSON SNAPPED

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

lipoils:

*survives another year*

(via done)

dankmemesreasonforliving:

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)